In light of some recent Twitter chatter, I decided it was a good time to dust off this four-year-old post… No, no, it’s true. The Sexsquatch is real…

You’ll have seen the mysterious black sarcophagus, yes? Something close to 3 meters long, unbroken, sealed and intact, about 2300 years old. Everyone making the same joke. Fun fact. There really are two types of people in this world, and you can separate them by how they choose to spin that joke: I’ve seen movies, obviously… Read More The Black Sarcophagus of Doooom

First, I just want to say that some people seem to believe that if they boycott a certain movie in a franchise, the studio will apologize to them and start making films they want when in fact if franchise films stops making money the studio will stop making the films. That out of the way,… Read More Thoughts on Solo (spoiler free)