The Last Jedi opened the door to the galaxy’s military-industrial complex. Rise of Skywalker should have dealt with it.… Read More Another Reason Last Jedi Nailed It
Let me tell you about the feminist message you absolutely missed in Dune, and why Sharon Duncan-Brewster is perfect to play Liet.… Read More Why Genderswapping DUNE’s Liet-Kynes Is Actually Perfect
Despite having grown up on the Internet, I still fall victim to one of the classic blunders. I may never have gone in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, but I almost always read the comments.… Read More Things I Might Say If You Weren’t a Troll Hell-Bent on Ignoring Reason and Facts in Your Noble Quest to Trigger Me
In honor of Bruce Wayne’s censored penis, I’m dusting off another old “You’d Watch This Movie” post. It’s the Great Gatsby/Batman mashup you never knew you wanted. (And no. Great Batsby is not acceptable.) THE GREAT WAYNE Our story opens on the outskirts of Gotham City, in the summer of 1922. Enter Nick Isley Carraway,… Read More The Great Wayne (you’d watch this movie)
I’m re-watching Empire Strikes Back this very moment. I’ve seen it – and the other two original trilogy films – an uncountable number of times.
Watching the greatest movie of the 80s, I have a few thoughts.… Read More Random Star Wars Post
In which I outline a Spiderman reboot with an intense focus on Peter Parker’s arachnophobia and increasing neurosis – plus extreme body horror and a Venom stinger at the end!… Read More You’d Watch This Movie: Spiderman as Body Horror