In honor of Bruce Wayne’s censored penis, I’m dusting off another old “You’d Watch This Movie” post. It’s the Great Gatsby/Batman mashup you never knew you wanted. (And no. Great Batsby is not acceptable.) THE GREAT WAYNE Our story opens on the outskirts of Gotham City, in the summer of 1922. Enter Nick Isley Carraway,… Read More The Great Wayne (you’d watch this movie)
I’m re-watching Empire Strikes Back this very moment. I’ve seen it – and the other two original trilogy films – an uncountable number of times.
Watching the greatest movie of the 80s, I have a few thoughts.… Read More Random Star Wars Post
This post first appeared in 2012, before our opinion of Facebook got even worse. It therefore is somewhat dated. -JU In 1956, Isaac Asimov wrote The Naked Sun, second in a series of science fiction murder mysteries starring Earth detective Elijah Baley and his human-appearing robot partner, R. Daneel Olivaw. I highly recommend The Naked Sun, as… Read More The Naked Facebook
In which I outline a Spiderman reboot with an intense focus on Peter Parker’s arachnophobia and increasing neurosis – plus extreme body horror and a Venom stinger at the end!… Read More You’d Watch This Movie: Spiderman as Body Horror
In light of some recent Twitter chatter, I decided it was a good time to dust off this four-year-old post… No, no, it’s true. The Sexsquatch is real…
You’ll have seen the mysterious black sarcophagus, yes? Something close to 3 meters long, unbroken, sealed and intact, about 2300 years old. Everyone making the same joke. Fun fact. There really are two types of people in this world, and you can separate them by how they choose to spin that joke: I’ve seen movies, obviously… Read More The Black Sarcophagus of Doooom